Checking out your progress after a hard workout at the gym:
Expectations:
Reality:
via sodamnrelatable
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I can’t stop staring at it.
A child’s skull before they have lost their baby teeth.
Humans are just so weird.
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everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
wat
Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.
HE’S A SEMI-AQUATIC EGG-LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION
Only Duck-Billed Platyus lay eggs yo.
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"I am truly amazed that after all this time, religious groups still need to attack entertainment and use these tragedies as a pitiful excuse for their own self-serving publicity. In response to their protests, I will provide a show where I balance my songs with a wholesome Bible reading. This way, fans will not only hear my so-called, ‘violent’ point of view, but we can also examine the virtues of wonderful ‘Christian’ stories of disease, murder, adultery, suicide and child sacrifice. Now that seems like ‘entertainment’ to me."
— Marilyn Manson (via s-creenager)
(via slo-mo-tion)
*screams*
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF STD IS THAT?!
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So yea, its 3am.
and nightmares suck. and for some reason this time I was unsuspecting victim that knew what was coming, so I guess you cant call me unsuspecting victim. but I got him first, and he somehow switched into the form of a golden retriever, and my dog in the dream was a golden retriever too. and I guess at one point while I was switching knives I hit the dog by accident, and that horrified me more then anything.
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